A conversation between my daughter and me…
Daughter: "Lean over. I want to give you a Wet Willie." (Translation: saliva-drenched finger in the ear.)
Mama: "Uh, no."
Daughter: "Please?"
Mama: "No, my doll, I don't want a Wet Willie."
Daughter (petulant and annoyed): Well, fine then. I'll just give one to myself."
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