"I like the old story of the illicit couple who are in bed making love when they hear the front door bang open, 'My God, it's my husband,' she whispers. 'He's probably got a pistol!'
'Where's your back door?' asks the lover in a panic.
'We don't have one!' she says.
'Where would you like one?' asks the lover.'"
From "101 Best Sex Scenes Ever Written" by Barnaby Conrad
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