And the winner is...

A team of evolutionary biologists at the State University of New York at Albany released a paper in 2003 speculating the ridged glands of a man's penis are used to remove a competitor's semen before he deposits his own. Author Mary Roach, Bonk, writes that this makes sense given the last portion of a man's ejaculate has a natural spermicide used to kill a future donor's seed. 

--Mary Roach, Bonk, The Curious Coupling of Sex and Science

Isabella: Raunchy and Ready

Just wanted to let you all know that my second book of erotic short stories, "Isabella", is now on Smashwords. The book is a passionate, erotic, and compelling series about the sexual exploits of a young, single woman in Europe.

I hope you'll take the time to check it out. And remember that you can sample the first 20% for free.

Here's the link to my author profile: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/PhoebeVBrooks

Here's the direct link to my book: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/85662

Don't be afraid to spread the word, especially if you know someone who appreciates a good, raunchy yarn.

Put out or pay up

Headline on AOL news page: "A French judge awards woman $14,000 because her husband failed to have enough sex with her."

 

Better watch out all you men out there. One way or another you're going to be putting out.

The ever-adaptable woman

"Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
We simply continue to fly...
... on a broomstick.
We're flexible like that."

* I'd love to attribute this to someone, but I don't have the foggiest who said it, wrote it, thought it. All I know is that I did none of it. I merely enjoyed it.

You gotta love those studies...

A Japanese study found that 30 minutes of passionate kissing can relieve both respiratory and skin reactions for people with allergies.

--"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Superchared Kama Sutra"

Well, fine then...

A conversation between my daughter and me…

Daughter: "Lean over. I want to give you a Wet Willie." (Translation: saliva-drenched finger in the ear.)

Mama: "Uh, no."

Daughter: "Please?"

Mama: "No, my doll, I don't want a Wet Willie."

Daughter (petulant and annoyed): Well, fine then. I'll just give one to myself."

The Morning After

"The morning after their honeymoon the new bride says, 'You know, you're really a lousy lover.' Her husband replies, 'How can you tell after only 30 seconds.'"

--The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Karma Sutra